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57 lines
2.2 KiB
PHP
57 lines
2.2 KiB
PHP
<?php
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require_once(dirname(__FILE__).DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR.'lib'.DIRECTORY_SEPARATOR.'coreylib.php');
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function fortune($len=120)
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{
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$fortune = str_replace("\n", "", shell_exec("/usr/bin/fortune"));
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if (strlen($fortune) > $len) {
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return "Believe those who seek truth. Doubt those who find it.";
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}
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else {
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return $fortune;
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}
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}
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function favicon($url) {
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return sprintf("<a href='http://%s'><img src='http://www.google.com/s2/favicons?domain=%s'/></a>", $url, $url);
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}
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function getSidebar()
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{
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$posts =
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$sidebar='
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<div class="container-aside quiet">
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<h4 style="margin-bottom: .5em;" class="loud">Want another bite? Subscribe!</h4>
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<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/kennethreitz" target="_none">RSS</a>, <a href="http://feedburner.google.com/fb/a/mailverify?uri=kennethreitz&loc=en_US" target="_none">Email</a>, <a href="http://friendfeed.com/kennethreitz" target="_none">FriendFeed</a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/kennethreitz" target="_none">Twitter</a>, <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/KennethReitzcom/144095770952?ref=ts" target="_none">Facebook</a>.<br/> If you see something that makes you shake with excitment or surge with rage, leave a comment and <a href="javascript:var%20e=document.createElement(\'script\');e.setAttribute(\'language\',\'javascript\');e.setAttribute(\'src\',\'http://bit.ly/bookmarklet/load.js\');document.body.appendChild(e);void(0);">send a link</a> to others!</p>
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<hr/>
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<h4 class="loud">About @KennethReitz</h4>
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<p>
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<strong>Kenneth Reitz, <em>n</em></strong>:
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Open Mind. Open Source.<br/>
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<strong>Location?</strong> Winchester, Virginia. <br/>
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<strong>Field?</strong> Web Application Development <br/>
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<strong>What??</strong> I make websites.<br/>
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<strong>Language? </strong> Python. <em>Everything</em> else.<br/>
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<strong>Tools?</strong> MacBook + iPhone + Moleskine = 42.<br/>
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<strong>Anything Else?</strong> Life is wonderful.</p>
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<hr/>
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<h4>Latest Posts</h4>';
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echo $sidebar;
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echo wp_get_archives('format=custom&after=… &type=postbypost&limit=15&show_post_count=false');
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echo '<hr/>';
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echo '<p class="extra-quiet">';
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echo fortune(3000);
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echo '<p>';
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echo '</div></div>';
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}
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function latestPosts() {
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}
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{
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# code...
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} |