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 <!-- Alabaster (krTheme++) Hacks -->
-<aside id="python27">
-    Python 3, the new best practice, is here to stay.
-    Python 2 will retire in only <time></time> months!
-</aside>
-
-<!-- Python 2 Death Clock™ -->
-<style type="text/css">
-  body { margin-top: 4em; }
-  #python27 {
-      position: fixed;
-      top: 0;
-      left: 0; right: 0;
-      height:  auto;
-      text-align: center;
-      color: white;
-      background-color: black;
-      font-size: larger;
-      line-height: 3;
-  }
-
-</style>
-<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/moment.js/2.18.1/moment.min.js"></script>
-<script>
-  var death = new Date('2020-04-12');
-
-  var diff = moment.duration(death - moment());
-
-  document.querySelector('#python27 time').innerText = (diff.years() * 12) + diff.months();
-</script>
 
 
 <!-- CSS Adjustments (I'm very picky.) -->