I noticed the auto-labeling was working but not the auto-closing. Looking at recent actions runs I see that we need to specify the token even if we're not giving our own special token. See https://github.com/psf/requests/actions/runs/7057701782/job/19211845073#step:2:13 for additional context, namely
```
gh: To use GitHub CLI in a GitHub Actions workflow, set the GH_TOKEN environment variable. Example:
env:
GH_TOKEN: ${{ github.token }}
```
We spend a fair amount of time closing issues because people don't read
the template closely or understand what they're being told. Let's take
advantage of being able to auto-label an issue based on the template and
then trigger a workflow to auto-magically close the issue with a message
and lock the issue.