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[{"user_id": 30352, "stars": [], "topic_id": 35435, "date_created": 1305515333.8921471, "message": " If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? \n- Very large hands. \n\n", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1065979}, {"user_id": 30352, "stars": [], "topic_id": 35435, "date_created": 1305515078.5996621, "message": "This is a pretty boring group! I'll tell a joke :)", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1065893}, {"user_id": 24734, "stars": [], "topic_id": 35435, "date_created": 1305578533.7337821, "message": "Why Dogs Can\u2019t Use Computers\n1) He\u2019s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.\n2) SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.\n3) Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.\n4) Three words: carpal paw syndrome.\n5) Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he\u2019s browsing www.purina.com instead of working.\n6) The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.\n7He can\u2019t help attacking the screen when he hears \u201cYou\u2019ve Got Mail\u201d.\n8) It\u2019s too messy to \u201cmark\u201d every Web site he visits.\n9) The FETCH command isn\u2019t available on all platforms.\n10) He can\u2019t stick his head out of Windows.", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1074609}, {"user_id": 30352, "stars": [], "topic_id": 35435, "date_created": 1305591840.3747561, "message": "Lol! That is so funny!", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1076553}] |