From 0eb4c7326b5f049473e94a698e629df6dc320cab Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kenneth Reitz <me@kennethreitz.com>
Date: Wed, 5 Oct 2011 04:39:56 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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 0_intro/0_intro.md | 32 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++-----
 1 file changed, 27 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-)

diff --git a/0_intro/0_intro.md b/0_intro/0_intro.md
index 6862c81..eec7b3b 100644
--- a/0_intro/0_intro.md
+++ b/0_intro/0_intro.md
@@ -1,17 +1,32 @@
 !SLIDE
-# API Design
-# and
-# Pragmatic Python
+# OCTOCATS!
+
+(CRAZY JAVASCRIPT AWESOMENESS)
+
+!SLIDE
+
+:)
+
+!SLIDE
+# Preface
 
 !SLIDE bullets incremental
 # Name Iterations
 
+* Python is a Ghetto
 * Why Python Sucks
 * Python is a Cancer™
 * Kennethreitz Has Jumped the Shark™
 
+!SLIDE
+
+# **LIES**
+
+!SLIDE
+
 I ♥ PYTHON!
 
+
 !SLIDE
 # ~Pragmatic Python
 (or something to that effect)
@@ -42,12 +57,19 @@ Readability.
 * HTTPBin
 * ~198 Others
 
+!SLIDE
+# FOLLOW ME
+
+<3 OCTOCATS
+
 !SLIDE
 # Elsewhere
 
-The GitHub Reflog
+The GitHub Reflog™
 
-(Cash bribes and anonymous threats welcome)
+The Changelog (logo)
+
+Always keeping on top of awesome new projects from all spaces, so if you know of anything that you think others need to hear about, shoot 'em over.
 
 !SLIDE
 # ~Pragmatic Python