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 * Python is a Cancer™
 * Kennethreitz Has Jumped the Shark™
 
-I ♥ PYTHON
+I ♥ PYTHON!
 
 !SLIDE
 # ~Pragmatic Python
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+!SLIDE
+# Goals
+- Invoke discussion
+- socratic solutions to anarchaic problems?
+- *Not* anarchy
+
+!SLIDE
+# This talk is not...
+- A call for anarchy
+- A criticism of Python
+- A dump of language-level issues
+
+!SLIDE
+# This talk is...
+
+- A call for reevaluate our values
+- A manifesto?
+- Most of the problems that we're going to discuss today are simple.