So, Aaron Collegeman (http://aaroncollegeman.com) wrote Coreylib (http://coreylib.com). Kenneth Reitz (http://kennethreitz.com) added this library to a folder, and called it a plugin.
This is that plugin.
Installation Instructions:
1) Copy this folder into : WP_HOME/plugins/
2) Wordpress Admin > Plugins > coreylib > activate
You can now call clAPI from anywhere in your theme :)
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