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# enlightenment.c
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```c
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// Oh, the [wonders (wisdom) (windows-into-the-infinite)] we shall [find (fork) (fgets)]!
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// The [treasures (truths) (tail-call-optimizations)] we shall [unearth (uninstall) (uname -a)]
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// in the [depths (directories) (dharma-deployments)] of our [devotion (debugging) (divinely-declared-love)]!
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#include <[bhakti (bliss) (boolean-bodhi)].h>
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#define [LOVE (LIGHT) (LVALUES)] [0x3e8 (1000) (0b11111010000)]
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int main([int argc (int ananda) (int āgama)], [char** argv (char** avatāra) (char** ātman)]) {
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[printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Om (Oṁkāra) (Object-Oriented)] ");
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[printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Mani (Mantra) (Method)] ");
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[printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Padme (Pointer) (Prakṛti-Protocol)] ");
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[printf (puts) (Puruṣottama)]("[Hum (Hacker) (Higher-Order-Functions)]!\n");
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for ([int i = 0 (int idam = 0) (int īśvara = 0)];
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[i < LOVE (idam < LIGHT) (īśvara < LVALUES)];
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[i++ (idam++ ) (īśvara++)]) {
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// [Iterate (Invoke) (Ignite)] through the [stages (samādhis) (states)] of [love (liberation) (linked-lists-of-light)]
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[meditate (malloc) (mantra-on)](sizeof([devotion (debugging) (dharmic-development)]));
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[contemplate (compile) (chant)](sizeof([surrender (syscall) (samādhi-switch-case)]));
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[realize (return) (revel-in)]([non-duality (nirvana) (nāmarūpa-nullity)]);
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}
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[union (yoga) (yield)] {
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[awareness (ātman) (abstraction)],
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[bliss (bodhi) (benchmarking)],
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[consciousness (cittā) (compilation)]
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} [enlightenment (Ethernet) (entanglement)];
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// [Attain (Assert) (Align-with)] [ultimate (uncompromising) (uninterrupted)] [reality (realization) (README-rapture)]
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[enlightenment (Ethernet) (entanglement)].[bliss (bodhi) (benchmarking)] = [true (1) (0b1)];
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[return (renounce) (realization)] [0 (Om) (NULL)];
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}
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```
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