cheat code

docs/_static/konami.js

@@ -0,0 +1,116 @@
+/*
+ * Konami-JS ~
+ * :: Now with support for touch events and multiple instances for
+ * :: those situations that call for multiple easter eggs!
+ * Code: http://konami-js.googlecode.com/
+ * Examples: http://www.snaptortoise.com/konami-js
+ * Copyright (c) 2009 George Mandis (georgemandis.com, snaptortoise.com)
+ * Version: 1.4.2 (9/2/2013)
+ * Licensed under the MIT License (http://opensource.org/licenses/MIT)
+ * Tested in: Safari 4+, Google Chrome 4+, Firefox 3+, IE7+, Mobile Safari 2.2.1 and Dolphin Browser
+ */
+
+var Konami = function (callback) {
+	var konami = {
+		addEvent: function (obj, type, fn, ref_obj) {
+			if (obj.addEventListener)
+				obj.addEventListener(type, fn, false);
+			else if (obj.attachEvent) {
+				// IE
+				obj["e" + type + fn] = fn;
+				obj[type + fn] = function () {
+					obj["e" + type + fn](window.event, ref_obj);
+				};
+				obj.attachEvent("on" + type, obj[type + fn]);
+			}
+		},
+		input: "",
+		pattern: "38384040373937396665",
+		load: function (link) {
+			this.addEvent(document, "keydown", function (e, ref_obj) {
+				if (ref_obj) konami = ref_obj; // IE
+				konami.input += e ? e.keyCode : event.keyCode;
+				if (konami.input.length > konami.pattern.length)
+					konami.input = konami.input.substr((konami.input.length - konami.pattern.length));
+				if (konami.input == konami.pattern) {
+					konami.code(link);
+					konami.input = "";
+					e.preventDefault();
+					return false;
+				}
+			}, this);
+			this.iphone.load(link);
+		},
+		code: function (link) {
+			window.location = link
+		},
+		iphone: {
+			start_x: 0,
+			start_y: 0,
+			stop_x: 0,
+			stop_y: 0,
+			tapTolerance: 8,
+			capture: false,
+			orig_keys: "",
+			keys: ["UP", "UP", "DOWN", "DOWN", "LEFT", "RIGHT", "LEFT", "RIGHT", "TAP", "TAP"],
+			code: function (link) {
+				konami.code(link);
+			},
+      touchCapture: function(evt) {
+				konami.iphone.start_x = evt.changedTouches[0].pageX;
+				konami.iphone.start_y = evt.changedTouches[0].pageY;
+				konami.iphone.capture = true;        
+      },
+			load: function (link) {
+				this.orig_keys = this.keys;
+				konami.addEvent(document, "touchmove", function (e) {
+					if (e.touches.length == 1 && konami.iphone.capture == true) {
+						var touch = e.touches[0];
+						konami.iphone.stop_x = touch.pageX;
+						konami.iphone.stop_y = touch.pageY;
+						konami.iphone.check_direction();
+					}
+				});
+				konami.addEvent(document, "touchend", function (evt) {
+					konami.touchCapture(evt);
+					konami.iphone.check_direction(link);
+				}, false);
+				konami.addEvent(document, "touchstart", function (evt) {
+					konami.touchCapture(evt);
+				});
+			},
+			check_direction: function (link) {
+				var x_magnitude = Math.abs(this.start_x - this.stop_x);
+				var y_magnitude = Math.abs(this.start_y - this.stop_y);
+				var hasMoved = (x_magnitude > this.tapTolerance || y_magnitude > this.tapTolerance);
+				var result;
+				if (this.capture === true && hasMoved) {
+					this.capture = false;
+					var x = ((this.start_x - this.stop_x) < 0) ? "RIGHT" : "LEFT";
+					var y = ((this.start_y - this.stop_y) < 0) ? "DOWN" : "UP";
+					var result = (x_magnitude > y_magnitude) ? x : y;
+				}
+				else if (this.capture === false && !hasMoved) {
+					result = (this.tap == true) ? "TAP" : result;
+					result = "TAP";
+				}
+				if (result) {
+					if (result == this.keys[0]) this.keys = this.keys.slice(1, this.keys.length);
+					else this.keys = this.orig_keys;
+				}
+				if (this.keys.length == 0) {
+					this.keys = this.orig_keys;
+					this.code(link);
+				}
+			}
+		}
+	}
+
+	typeof callback === "string" && konami.load(callback);
+	if (typeof callback === "function") {
+		konami.code = callback;
+		konami.load();
+	}
+
+	return konami;
+};

docs/_templates/hacks.html

@@ -44,4 +44,11 @@
 
 <!-- There are no more hacks. -->
 <!--         இڿڰۣ-ڰۣ—         -->
-<!--   Love, Kenneth Reitz    -->
+<!--   Love, Kenneth Reitz    -->
+
+<script src="{{ pathto('_static/', 1) }}/konami.js"></script>
+<script>
+  var easter_egg = new Konami('http://fortunes.herokuapp.com/random/raw');
+</script>
+
+<!-- That was not a hack. That was art. -->

docs/index.rst

@@ -124,8 +124,8 @@ Requests ecosystem and community.
    community/updates
    community/release-process
 
-API Documentation
------------------
+API Documentation / Guide
+-------------------------
 
 If you are looking for information on a specific function, class or method,
 this part of the documentation is for you.
@@ -143,9 +143,12 @@ If you want to contribute to the project, this part of the documentation is for
 you.
 
 .. toctree::
-   :maxdepth: 1
+   :maxdepth: 2
 
    dev/contributing
    dev/philosophy
    dev/todo
    dev/authors
+
+There are no more guides. You are now guideless.
+Good luck.