convore.json/groups/bestystm-only/mother-in-law-jokes/messages.json

[{"user_id": 30352, "stars": [], "topic_id": 36387, "date_created": 1306124119.164289, "message": "A game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother in law. \n\nOne morning, while deep in the forest, the wife awoke to find her mother gone. \n\nRushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.\n\nThe hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. \n\nIn a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight:\n\nthe mother in law was backed up against a big rock, and a large lion stood right in front of her. \n\nThe wife cried, \"What are we going to do?\"\n\n\"Nothing,\" said the hunter husband. \n\n\"The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.\"\n\n", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1148239}, {"user_id": 30352, "stars": [], "topic_id": 36387, "date_created": 1306124509.614573, "message": "Two lifeguards are working together on a beach when one of them notices sharks circling a woman who has drifted out a little too far.  \n\nHe begins to get up to race to her rescue when the other lifeguard grabs his arm and holds him back.\n\nThe first lifeguard says, \"Why are you holding me back? \n\nWe have to go save that woman.\"\n\n\"Don't worry\", the other replies. That woman is my mother in law.\"\n\n\"Are you trying to kill her?\"\n\n\"Although the idea may be tempting, that is not my intent. \n\nJust watch.\"\n\nWith that, the sharks organize themselves beneath the woman, and ride her on their backs all the way to shore, safely depositing her.\n\n\"What in the world gave you the notion that would happen,\" asked the first lifeguard.\n\n\"Every species have strategies to eliminate risks of food poisoning.\"\n\n", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1148277}, {"user_id": 24734, "stars": [], "topic_id": 36387, "date_created": 1306201053.4156971, "message": "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Thats funny", "group_id": 9873, "id": 1159843}]